WISE CRACK app for iPhone and iPad

The only bottoms in the world that are not full of you know what.

A gentle squeeze of their cheeks and they will emit phrase after phrase of the greatest wisdom of all time. Sage, if slightly smelly and very flatulent, advice.

Choose either every day or celebrity bottoms. Simply touch the bottom icon or botcon and your chosen bottom will fill the screen.

A squeeze of its cheeks will get it to release a thought provoking wise saying that will enrich your life, and make your sides split with laughter.


‘ If you truly want to attain wisdom, start at the bottom’.
Conpoocious


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